Kim Kardashian's Airport Maternity Outfit Was Highly Confusing.

Kim Kardashian is the queen of turning our idea of "maternity fashion" on its head—this is the woman who has repeatedly worn an ultra-tight, pink latex dress since announcing Baby #2, who refuses to forego her high heels in spite of swelling feet, and whose mantra seems to be "the more cleavage, the better." Which is all totally cool, by the way—who says you can't look smoking hot while you're expecting? more photo after the cut.....

Still, we have QUESTIONS—specifically about the tight, black catsuit she apparently wore on the plane home from Paris yesterday. A flight from Paris to Los Angeles is nearly 12 hours. I have never been with child, but I've worn a onesie and endured the distinct pain of having to get completely undressed in order to go to the bathroom. I hear that when a human being is growing inside of you, your bladder gets all sorts of compressed and you have to pee. All. The. Time. Throw in a few yards of Lycra, and it all just seems like a recipe for disaster, no? And with access only to a claustrophobic airplane bathroom?! Is peeling off a super tight catsuit part of your prenatal workout? Is this actually comfy? Is it holding everything up/together/in? Are you doing yoga in the aisles? Why, Kim? So much why?!
But, hey, that's Kim. Even her pregnant airplane outfits are sexy, though impractical.